February 2012
Man, I better get flowers sent to work for my...
I just want to smoke pot and watch a movie.
But i’m not cool enough to know dealers. I miss college.
Anonymous asked: have you ever tried cross fit?
why don't i look like him?
I’m trying yall. I know I have an image problem. I know it. It’s bad. I’m gorgeous, blah blah blah. Sure. Fine. I believe you. I believe every person who says something nice about me. Okay. Yes. You’re right. I’ll stop bitching. I’m hot.
BUT WHY COME every time I see a guy I compare myself to him. and I don’t just mean a hot guy. ANY guy.
The bigger guy...
fauxfree:
I’m tired of being me. Someone else do it.
Anonymous asked: how do you meet guys? do you approach them? whats the run down?
I'm going to tell me what my cousin told me when I...
digginonyou asked: ps- why do u need proactiv
January 2012
micahsolano asked: OMG! You look so good! :)
Birthday wish list : Feb 12th
a second job ( or a new job that pays more)
adderall prescription
proactiv
abs
rightlittledevil:
HOW DOES SHE EXIST?
sonoffriday asked: are you high again
mimosas4life:
me chugging whiskey the last look is how i feel about this gay earth. and good god the should of me chugging is just disgusting. enjoy! :D
hot guy you should know.
Anonymous asked: i think you would like the movie "The Adonis Factor"
One of my proudest possessions is the flag that the SEAL Team took with them on...
– Obama (via kateoplis)
kateoplis: “I would like to see a populist’s... →
kateoplis:
“I would like to see a populist’s vision for President Obama’s State of the Union address. So, in play form …
[Enter Obama]
“I stand here tonight in front of the American people to say that the page has turned on corporate rule in the United States. It is time to get money completely out of…
I’m eating a salad.
blue balls aint real
i had fun 2 times on thursday. didn’t cum. i played friday night. didn’t cum. and i played last night. didn’t cum.
I don’t know whats wrong with me but I do know that blue balls aint real.